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West Virginia denies Jesus Christ a driver's license
THE WASHINGTON TIMES ^ | May 11, 2005 | Tarron Lively

Posted on 05/16/2005 5:45:31 AM PDT by new cruelty

In West Virginia, even Jesus Christ needs proper identification to get a driver's license.

Mr. Christ recently moved to West Virginia from the District, where he got a driver's license, a passport and a Social Security card bearing his name.

But the West Virginia Division of Motor Vehicles says that's not enough because he has not officially changed his name.

The name that appears on his Florida birth certificate -- Peter Robert Phillips Jr. -- is the one that must be displayed on his license, West Virginia DMV officials say.

Mr. Christ, who is in his 50s, changed his name about 15 years ago.

In 2001, he obtained his driver's license under the name Jesus Christ in the District. In court documents, Mr. Christ and his attorney A.P. Pishevar cite a 1977 common-law ruling that allows name changes without legal proceedings.

"It started as an expression of his faith," Mr. Pishevar said yesterday. "But he wanted his property in his name, so now he needs it documented for legal reasons."

A bus driver for the developmentally disabled, Mr. Christ applied for the legal name change in May 2003.

But, a D.C. Superior Court judge denied his request a month later because taking the name of Jesus Christ "may provoke a violent reaction or may significantly offend people."

Last month, the D.C. Court of Appeals reversed that decision and sent the case back to the lower court, which must set a new hearing in Mr. Christ's case.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtontimes.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; Government; US: West Virginia
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To: MEpajamaMONSTER

Nah - he rode the white donkey colt. He drove the moneylenders out of the temple.


21 posted on 05/16/2005 6:24:56 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob (The Crew Chief's Toolbox: A roll around cabinet full of specialists.)
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To: Former Fetus

You can only riot half heartedly:

Jesus is a name -

Christ is a title.


22 posted on 05/16/2005 6:31:58 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)
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To: new cruelty; Elsie
Now.... was that Jesus H. Christ?

I hear non-church-going folk around here talking about him all the time!

On the Christ-as-title score, I know an attorney named Christ. His "Esquire" is his title. Many will meet their doom if and when he becomes a judge!

HF

23 posted on 05/16/2005 6:42:27 AM PDT by holden (holden awnuhnuh truth, de whole truth, 'n nuttin' but de truth)
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To: new cruelty
Here's his bus...


24 posted on 05/16/2005 7:08:09 AM PDT by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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To: new cruelty

Oh for Christ't sake!!


25 posted on 05/16/2005 7:22:51 AM PDT by sandydipper (Less government is best government!)
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To: new cruelty

"In court documents, Mr. Christ and his attorney A.P. Pishevar cite a 1977 common-law ruling that allows name changes without legal proceedings. "


From here on, I'd like to be called "Max Power"...


26 posted on 05/16/2005 8:18:09 AM PDT by Blzbba (Let them hate us as long as they fear us - Caligula)
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To: new cruelty

Not only are there a lot of "Jesus" as first names here in Panama, there a lot of "Jesus Maria" as first names for men. No one thinks twice about it. It's like being called Juan.

"Cristo" is also a last name, but we have none in Panama.

Living in Latin America, I don’t see what all the fuss is about, and Panama is a very Catholic country. There are better things to get ones panties all up in a wad.


27 posted on 05/16/2005 8:25:35 AM PDT by GatĂșn(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: new cruelty

Could give a whole new meaning to the 'Ministry' song 'Jesus Built My Hotrod'


28 posted on 05/16/2005 8:27:14 AM PDT by zbigreddogz
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To: Blzbba

You'll always be Blzbba to me.


29 posted on 05/16/2005 8:28:40 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: new cruelty

Also, a popular name for women is "Maria Jesus" (Jesus Maria for men).


30 posted on 05/16/2005 9:00:53 AM PDT by GatĂșn(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: new cruelty

Jesus you can drive my car...Jesus you can drive my car, beep beep beep beep yeah!


31 posted on 05/16/2005 9:45:41 AM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: holden

OUCH!


32 posted on 05/16/2005 12:07:40 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going....)
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To: SittinYonder

As I recall Christ rode an ass and I'm pretty sure you don't need a license to ride an animal anywhere.

This dude and whatever justice approved his name change need to spend a few days in the stocks and/or a good flogging ( administered by the proper officials of course ).


33 posted on 05/16/2005 8:02:41 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: festus

And I guess we could ask him "Would Jesus wear a Rolex?"


34 posted on 05/16/2005 8:07:54 PM PDT by jimfree (Long-time Ray Stevens fan)
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To: jimfree

Maybe he just needs to encounter a half crazed mississippi squirrel ?


35 posted on 05/16/2005 8:14:48 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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