[hiredhand]

Hmmmm...let's look at this problem realistically. It's in the city, so firearms, and projectile weapons in general are probably OUT of the question.

The birds are aggressive and have no problem getting up close to humans.

So far, nobody has been seriously harmed by them.

This sounds like a job for a dozen 11 year old boys armed with tennis rackets!

Yep....that's the ticket. :-) I'll bet the kids could kill most of them in less than an hour.

My brother smacked an aggressive Blue Jay with a tennis racket when we were growing up. It was a direct, and STRONG hit. The bird lauched across the grass 40 yards away from the cloud of feathers which my brother was standing in as a result of accelerating the bird so quickly. Needless to say, Birdy Boy didn't survive. :-)

[antivenom]

I'm rolling on the floor! BWAAHAAHAAHAAA!

[Dan from Michigan]

I always laugh at the birds that try and fly through windows and end up as dog or cat meat.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Great minds think alike! Post #94.

[Muzzle_em]

This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Thanks!
I can just visualize it so clearly.