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To: CHARLITE
"That's my story and I'm sticking to it," is the punch line from an old joke

The derivation of that phrase, as I heard it (correct me if I'm wrong) is as follows:

A major-league baseball player and his family were in Florida for spring training. The regular season was fast approaching and they had packed up most of their household goods, awaiting the trip north. The ballplayer stayed out all night, and staggered into the kitchen the next morning. His wife asked him where the hell he had been all night.

"Well, dear, I came home at about 11 pm and didn't want to wake you or the kids, so I slept in the hammock on the porch."

"Honey, we packed up the hammock two days ago."

(Brief pause) "Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it."

5 posted on 05/18/2005 4:40:01 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
""Honey, we packed up the hammock two days ago."

(Brief pause) "Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it."

Good one, Truth. Thanks for the clarification!

Char :)

6 posted on 05/18/2005 5:40:13 PM PDT by CHARLITE (Not gonna be happy until the Hillster is sent packing, with Billery in tow. on a leash.........)
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To: CHARLITE; TruthShallSetYouFree

There's a snappy country song with "That's my story and I'm sticking to it."


11 posted on 05/18/2005 7:36:33 PM PDT by Sun ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good," Killary Clinton, pro-abort)
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