[Dr.Zoidberg]

They should have get a group of Scottish gents in full regalia to go traipsing around the streets of New York.

Then the police can just hang out and listen for the screams of nerds when these kilt clad men cross the plane of a camera pointing skyward.

I'm sure the hysterical blindness from the shock would be guarantee a conviction.

[pissant]

That should work. Nothing like an bare pickle to get a shriek!