This kid is a future anti-Houdini, he's good at getting into things and can't escape. Possibly we should use some of his DNA and clone all future children. In case they become future criminals we wouldn't need locks on the prisons...
For more details, watch the mailbox for your quarter-ly Quarterless Cloning Clueless Climbing Kids Catalogue...
Aw, chute, I got here too late to dispense any puns. Not to change the subject, but I was still loafing over at the bread pun thread from a few nights ago.