[DannyTN]

The evolutionist case for evolution of Ham Sandwiches

• Ham Sandwiches exist today so they must have evolved.
• Intelligent Design of ham sandwiches is supernatural and not science.
• A clear tree showing the evolution of Ham Sandwiches can be presented proving evolution
  • Ham broth,
  • ham cube,
  • ham slice,
  • open face sandwiches
  • hors d'oeuvre ,
  • finger sandwich,
  • ham sandwich,
  • hoagie,
  • super hoagie,
  • BBQ sandwich.
• One person advocating intelligent design of ham sandwiches was proven wrong on another issue. Therefore all advocates of intelligent design of ham sandwiches are liars.
• No articles advocating intelligent design of ham sandwiches has been published in journals controlled by people who believe in the evolution of ham sandwiches.
• The national association of people who believe in the evolution of ham sandwiches has published a statement stating that intelligent design of ham sandwiches is not science.
• Ham Pizza and Ham Sandwiches both evolved from an (unknown) common ancestor.
• Chicken sandwiches represent convergent evolution.
• If criticisms of evolution of ham sandwiches are allowed, it will throw dietary habits back to the stone age, destroy technology, bring in the Taliban, result in dark ages which is what advocates of intelligent design of ham sandwiches want.
• Intelligent Design of ham sandwiches is a cancer on the meat eating party.
• Ham Sandwiches in school cafeterias taste 1,000,000 years old, proving that Ham Sandwiches have been around longer than 6000 years.
• Botulism found in some old ham sandwiches prove that ham sandwiches weren't intelligently designed. Why would a designer put botulism in a ham sandwich?
• An infinite number of monkeys in a kitchen given an infinite amount of sliced ham, bread, lettuce, sliced tomato, and mayonaise would eventually make a ham sandwich. (Nevermind that the monkey has some intelligence, or that the kitchen, bread, sliced products and mayonaise all require design themselves)

[Sybeck1]

Why do some people take it so personal if others feel different than they do about what happened before recorded time?

[Atheist_Canadian_Conservative]

Dirt --> Man

Man's Rib --> Woman

Gee, that's MUCH better. I thought having a spacer between us and dirt would be an upgrade.

[Drammach]

Chicken sandwiches represent convergent evolution.

Actually, it was much earlier in the evolutionary scale..

The convergent evolution occurred with Ham and Eggs..
This was due to the missing links.. of sausage..
Grandpa ate 'em..

[nmh]

I suppose ignorance is bliss and something else to be proud of.

Oh well ... .

Sometimes ... I'd be tempted to swear I'm on a Godless liberal forum. The same tactics such as name calling are used by liberals and YOU. Of course there is NO meat or substance to what they come up with.

[trisham]

Chicken sandwiches represent convergent evolution.

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LOL! Well done.