Sorry, but in general these facts don't add up to anything other than a "golden parachute".
There's something really explosive being covered up ... we can sort of smell it - between the wafts of brush burning, and the aroma of chicken farms - even though I'm a few miles up the U.S. Highway from Monroe.
How are things in VAB? We lived there from 1978 to 1986. Is Meyera still mayor? I went to school with her daughter, Marcie. ("Local connections" illustration :-) ... and my mom knows all kinds of stuff :-).