Posted on 05/24/2005 9:00:04 PM PDT by CHARLITE
I'm homeschooling my kids forever. In fact, they're never leaving this house again.
Alas, no. No parents are invited to this get-together. A "rainbow party," you see, is a gathering of boys and girls for the purpose of engaging in group oral sex. Each girl wears a different colored lipstick and leaves a mark on each boy. At night's end, the boys proudly sport their own cosmetically sealed rainbow you-know-where -- bringing a whole new meaning to the concept of "party favors."
WTF!
Oh my gracious!! And I thought I was a square for not wanting to share a soda can with anyone.
I've said it before, but liberals hate children.
There's going to be a war in this country, with guns and bullets and blood...
Let me add: What we read when I was in school (class of '82) was pretty smutty, too. Anyone else remember "Wifey" being passed around?
And I used to think Spin The Bottle was edgy.
Again sounds like the satire of Bret Easton Ellis, but in the wrong venue. His books are clearly for adults. And if this book were satire for parent's reading it probably would convince most to keep a tight leash on their kids....And to look suspiciously at any lip stick purchases.
Just when you don't things could possibly sink any lower... along comes something more debasing. This borders on child abuse and any public school that accepts this trash should be sued, on those grounds. Parents had better wake up and see what the public schools are teaching our children. This kind of slimeage happens when parents are too busy to participate in their kids education and let the liberals do it for them.
I'm sending my daughter to a nice convent in Romania, full of those fun Romanian nuns and across three mountain ranges from the nearest male. She's not going to date until she's 47.
GAH! When I was that age, I was reading stuff like Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, and the Baby Sitters Club.
Barf. I don't know if this is from the back cover, but this is on Amazon:
Rainbow Parties. Are they real? Who's going?
GIN and SANDY
One's been with all the guys, one's terrified of them.
It's Gin's party; she invited everyone.
ALLISON
President of the Celibacy Club. What's she thinkin'?
HUNTER and PERRY
Friends...with benefits.
JADE
Hanging on to it for the right guy.
SKYE and ROD
Totally doing it, totally curious.
VI
Skye's BF who has it for Rod. The party could change everything.
RUSTY and BRICK
One thinks he's a playah. One's built like it. Neither's getting any.
ASH and ROSE
The class couple, not ready yet. So why are they going?
Would you?
Moral Absolutes Ping.
Childrens' literature (sic) has been "reality" themed for a long time. Reality themed means gutter language, immorality, broken families, and heaven forbid there should be a moral lesson. It's called "bringing every kid down to the lowest common denominator".
Kids learn to read better and learn better life lessons reading classics like "Kidnapped", "Robinson Crusoe", and thousands of others. Well written, realistic, much more gripping, real life heroes, and character and moral lessons included generally without being "preachy".
Parents: Whatever your kids are going to read, read it first.
Let me know if you want on/off this pinglist.
I was just about to ping you to this when you pinged me. This is pathetic.
Remember when Judy Blume books were considered raunchy?
when I was that age I was reading Virgil's Aeneid... in Latin.
'nite, vixen.
and we luvz ya :)
oh, that's awful.
morality aside, the repellent crudity is simply ghastly.
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