[ClearCase_guy]

"Class, there are two things to remember about the Constitution:

1) The First Amendment says that Christians cannot serve in government. It's illegal.
2) The Second Amendment says that only uniformed army soldiers can have guns.

Now, for the rest of the day, we're going to dress up as the Founding Mothers -- yes, Johnny, you have to wear the dress -- and discuss how mean our husbands were for not letting us vote."

[Gondring]

Right on target... But you left out that the First Amendment also gives the right to ban religions like conservatism from the classroom.

[Halfmanhalfamazing]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[Constitution Day]

Ha!
Excellent points, and you just know something like that will happen.