Exhausted Clinton Cancels Trip to Maldives

Las Vegas Sun-AP ^ | 05/28/05 | SHIMALI SENANAYAKE

[b4its2late]

Must be some kind of good woman with him to keep him away from the limelight.

[mississippi red-neck]

If he cuts his trip short it could be good news for the people.

They already have one major disaster to cope with.

[noexcuses]

I wish him a long life. In fact, I hope he lives one day longer than I do so that I don't have to suffer his funeral.

[anniegetyourgun]

He must be needed stateside. Something tells me something big is about to happen vis-a-vis the D party, and Hillary wants him around to assist in the matter.

[MadIvan]

Weird Bill isn't looking too good these days. In which case, I hope his doctor advised him that if he keeps that up, he'll go blind.

Regards, Ivan

[mississippi red-neck]

As for his health I think he is in worse shape than we may think.

I do wish him well.

Perhaps he should adjust to a less demanding and more sedate lifestyle at least for awhile.

[Lazamataz]

I'm not a big fan of his, but still I think many of the comments mean spirited.

That's one of the endearing qualities of this forum.

[Hank Rearden]

The tabloids will soon have him on his deathbed.

I'd better start checking the party-supply stores before they get cleaned out.

[Lazamataz]

As for his health I think he is in worse shape than we may think.

His purpose has been served. Hillary has been feeding him antifreeze.

[Lazamataz]

al-Q'aeti Q'uric will be wearing black for a year.

[riri]

My thought is he already milked the situation for every once of attention he could possibly get. He's done with it, time to move on.

[Ditter]

I heard an interview with him on the radio from the Maldives and he sounded like a voice from the grave. He sounded tired to say the least.

[bannie]

I love the tabloids. Everyone should read some fiction. It's a great outlet.

:)

[solitas]

From your mouth to God's ear.

[Veggie Todd]

Hillary has been feeding him antifreeze.

Wow, that's exactly what I thought when I saw that picture of him. He looks really sick, like he's being slowly poisoned or something.

[citizencon]

Just like the two Japanese stragglers who were recently discovered hiding in the jungles in the Philippine island of Mindanao unaware WWII is over, does Clinton know his prseidency ended four years ago?

[Sonny M]

His AIDS or STD caught up with him.

I doubt it.

He has an already unhealthy life style, he had heart surgery but he hasn't changed his eating habits, and it doesn't look like he exercises (he has gained weight).

If it is an STD, I doubt, with his money and connections, it would ever get to the point of really affecting him.

[Rightfootforward]

Am I supposed to care?

[Sonny M]

What happened to all that fake gray hair? His NEW fake doo looks like a 20 year old dude's mop

I think he just got to lazy to style it with those $400 haircuts.

He just wants to get a paycheck, be in the headlines and feel important (and meet women), outside of that, I don't think he cares about much of anything else anymore.