Mohammed v. Jesus

Email ^ | 5/29/05 | Andrew Neckar

[Marine Inspector]

Mohammed claimed that there was but one God, Allah; Christ claimed that He was God (John 10:30-31; John 8:58-59; John 5:18; John 14:9).

We he god or a liar?

[Dallas59]

QUOTE:

"Show me a Muslum country, and I'll show you a country where the few rich subjucate the population; where torture is a common means of asking questions, where poverty, disease, illiteracy and starvation run rampant, where rapists run free and their victims are executed, and a place that France thinks is an eutopia."

Hodar

[Kozak]

Mohammed was a psychotic who needed to take his Thorazine. Then the "voices" would have stopped and the death cult he founded would not have developed.

[ArmedNReady]

"I've been thinking of purchasing a Koran. Anyone know if it comes in a quilted 2-ply?"

Don't try it..... it gave me acute diarrhea. Better to wipe youself using a corn cob or some 50 grit sandpaper.

[apackof2]

I think Egypt's first born would disagree.

Nope, sorry it was Pharaoh who decided their fate after refusing the Lord's request to release the Israelites from slavery, he had a choice.....we all do

[Marine Inspector]

he had a choice.....we all do

Christ had a choice also. He chose to kill.

[apackof2]

Islamic hate in the Quran:

Qur'an 9:5 "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war."

Bukhari:V4B52N50"The Prophet said, 'A single endeavor of fighting in Allah's Cause is better than the world and whatever is in it.'"

Qur'an 9:112 "The Believers fight in Allah's Cause, they slay and are slain, kill and are killed."

Qur'an 9:29 "Fight those who do not believe until they all surrender, paying the protective tax in submission."

Qur'an 8:39 "Fight them until all opposition ends and all submit to Allah."

Qur'an 8:39"So fight them until there is no more Fitnah (disbelief [non-Muslims]) and all submit to the religion of Allah alone (in the whole world)."

[Waywardson]

Christ murdered none but saved many (compare John 12:48). I think Egypt's first born would disagree. -------------------------------------------------------

They may disagree, but they were not murdered. They were judged for their many sins and years of abusing God's people. They were also able to cover their homes with the sacrifice of blood and be saved, they saw the jews doing this, they could have asked. Any Jew who did not cover his house was also judged. Mohamed is not God he cannot judge, and the times he has taken to judge have proven unjust and evil.

[ArmedNReady]

"I was hoping we could pair up that freaky Burger King guy, and the freaky Quaker Oats guy."

I don't mind the Quaker Oats guy. He actually bears a strong resemblance to the picture on the box. But that Burger King guy is really disturbing. Is Burger King trying to scare people away?

[apackof2]

Christ had a choice also. He chose to kill.

Example please

[ArmedNReady]

"Mohammed was a psychotic who needed to take his Thorazine"

A little TORA-zine might have helped him.

[Bear_Slayer]

the Quaker Oats guy. He actually bears a strong resemblance to the picture on the box

On the box, on the tube, they're both really freaky! :-)

I agree, are they trying to scare away customers?

[Reform4Bush]

Matt Myford is my idol for the day. Can somebody do me a favor and post the pic of the Islamoflusher? I am unable to at the moment.

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_1250islmaflush

Toilet Manufacturer To Introduce Koran-Accommodating Islamoflusher
5/18/2005 - Matt Myford

An American toilet manufacturer is currently designing a new model that will "flush the bulkiest of Korans," sources said yesterday.
A spokesman for Krap King, Inc. said the company would have the new "Islamoflusher" model in stores for the spring, when Americans do their most flushing – sacred religious texts included. The new toilet would "help prevent and possibly eliminate" situations like the recent Newsweek story, which reported that American interrogators at Guantanamo Bay flushed a Koran down the toilet to "intimidate" suspected terrorists.

"The toilet backed up when the Koran clogged it," said an anonymous Krap King employee. "A detainee witnessed the whole thing, and...BAM! Next thing you know, there's 17 dead and hundreds injured during anti-American rioting. Our toilet will prevent such incidents. If an interrogator puts a Koran in, that sucker ain't coming back up."

Newsweek has since retracted the story, but Krap King is proceeding nonetheless. "Preventative measures," said an anonymous employee. "Plus, this is the toilet industry's big chance to shed its aura of obscurity and really make a splash."

The ACLU released a statement denouncing the toilet. "This toilet shall accommodate Talmuds and Bibles," the statement read. "And we're checking into sacred Hindu and Buddhist texts, too. We will not have the toilet industry marketing their product for the sole purpose of humiliating Muslims."

"We've gone after Big Tobacco and Big Oil before," the statement continued. "There's no reason why we won't confront Big Toilets on this issue."

"If Krap King can make an extra buck by being able to flush all the major religious books," said another employee, "get ready for our Atheist 4000 model."

[shellshocked]

Mad Mo was a child rapist, a pedohile, a nutball, and a crazed killer.

[hosepipe]

Mohammed said,
"Whoever changes his Islamic religion, kill him." Surah Vol. 9:57

The Prophet Muhammad said,
"Lying is wrong, except in three things: the lie of a man to his wife to make her content with him; a lie to an enemy, for war is deception; or a lie to settle trouble between people" (Qu'ran, 6.459).

The majority of people in hell are women. Mohammed said,
"I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers are women. " SURAH..Vol. 1:28, 301; & Vol. 2:161; & Vol. 7:124

The holy Prophet demanded his followers to
"strike off the heads of the disbelievers"; then after making a "wide slaughter among them, carefully tie up the remaining captives" for ransom (Qu'ran;47:4).

**Note: So much more damning evidence in Qu'ran and Hadith that posting more would be boring.. Islam is a social disease. Little wonder the people that started Islam roasted their babies(ALIVE) in oil as a sacrifice to Baal or another iteration of Baal called by other names in the mideast..

[Marine Inspector]

They were judged for their many sins and years of abusing God's people. They were also able to cover their homes with the sacrifice of blood and be saved, they saw the jews doing this, they could have asked. Any Jew who did not cover his house was also judged. Mohamed is not God he cannot judge, and the times he has taken to judge have proven unjust and evil.

I'm not defending Mohamed. In fact, I agree with everything posted about Mohamed in the E-Mail, but I'm not going to sugar coat Gods actions. He chose to kill innocents. You can call it judging if it pleases you.

[Marine Inspector]

Example please

The current topic of discussion.

[Reform4Bush]

whooomp, there it is.

[FireTrack]

I believe Jesus claimed to be the son of god and one with god. Are we not all made in "gods image"? Jesus certainly had unusual powers while he walked this Earth. I certainly would think they could magnify in the afterlife. Fact is, there is so much we just don't understand or even begin to comprehend about visible and invisible worlds around us. Any religion that claims it has all the answers be they Christian, Jew, Muslim, Scientist or Atheist is arrogant beyond reason.

Jesus tried to teach people about life and about heaven in a way that might be understood. To this day, most just grasp the basics and maybe that is good enough.

God took Egypt's first born as per the Old Testament. I bet Jews, Christians and even Muslims agree on that.

[Last Dakotan]

I think Egypt's first born would disagree.

Think of it as a voluntary recall by the manufacturer.