Don't just claim it, beg for a Newsweek, CBS, or NY Times reporter. They'll swallow anything they're told if it's sufficiently inflamatory. It doesn't even have to be rational, like flushing a whole quaran down a toilet, just get it to the U.S. MSM. They are eagerly waiting for it....
I'm going to ask the NEA to give me a grant to put a koran in a jar of urine. If they don't I will seek the help of the ACLU to push for a discrimination suit.