[LibertarianInExile]

"We're reckless arrogant stupid d---s.
And the Film Actors Guild are p-----s.
And Kim Jong Il is an a------.
P-----s don't like d---s because p-----s get f---ed by d---s, but d---s also f--- a------s, a------s who just wanna s--- on everything.
P-----s may think that they can deal with a------s their way, but the only thing that can f--- an a------ is a d---, with some b---s.
The problem with d---s is that sometimes they f--- too much, or f--- when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a p---- to show 'em that.
But sometimes p-----s get so full of s--- that they become a------s themselves, because p-----s are only an inch and a half away from a------s.
I don't know much in this crazy crazy world.
But I do know that if you don't let us f--- this a------, we're gonna have our d---s and our p-----s all covered in s---."

This Team America quote brought to you by the Family Channel.

[Luke]

Why does this remind me of a vulgar comic book?

Always tried to teach those who worked for me that any idiot could use profanity but it takes a real class act to cuss a sandcrab out ...without using any profanity.

[SittinYonder]

In a search for the monologue without your editing, I ran across a lib review of the movie with this priceless, lib-doesn't-get-it quote:

One by one, the members of the Film Actors Guild suffer horrible deaths at the hands of Team America after declaring their allegiance to the terrorists. It seems like, for some reason, Parker and Stone have the most venom toward them. Michael Moore is called a “socialist weasel”.

http://duckmafia.blogspot.com/2004/10/review-team-america-world-police.html

[dfwgator]

The way the world works in a nutshell.

[dfwgator]

"You had me at 'd---s f--- a-----s'."