Most of the sports writers who regularly cover the Axis of Evil League sports (the NYT has 127 staff that cover the AoE League, I believe) didn't give North Korea much hope to start with, so the win by the Iranian team, the "No-Pork-Mullahs," isn't such a big deal. The North Korean team, the "Kim-Jung-Ill-Is-Our-Sacred-Pathers," are known to be weak from months of starvation rations.
The positive aspect of the Pathers loss is, that, when their security babysitters get them home, party leaders of at least a certain rank, will be able to shoot at the losers in a team practice, in lieu of a meal.
I sort of wish that ESPN would carry Axis of Evil League sports.
I sort of wish that ESPN would carry Axis of Evil League sports.
Are you sure this isn't already a part of the WWF?
Gosh, I'd love to see one of these students smack a mullah
over the head with a folding chair!