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1 posted on 06/04/2005 8:20:32 PM PDT by John Lenin
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>>>The therapist he consulted wrote Goodman a prescription for the social anxiety drug Paxil and encouraged him to spend less time reading left-wing Web logs and listening to Air America.


2 posted on 06/04/2005 8:23:03 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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If this is the case, 80% of the city of Seattle is due for the funny farm. I can just imagine the new Chamber of Commerce welcome packets....

"Along with your Seattle map and complmentary coupons for local businesses, we've included a year's complmentary prescription for Xanax."


3 posted on 06/04/2005 8:30:09 PM PDT by hoagy62 (Revolution is now the ONLY option.)
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To: John Lenin
The therapist he consulted wrote Goodman a prescription for the social anxiety drug Paxil and encouraged him to spend less time reading left-wing Web logs and listening to Air America.

We had a similar nut case at work, who mercifully developed physical symptoms and has been out on medical leave for six months now.
I was among his main targets for the longest time, because he is closer to 50 and I gave him the benefit of an adult brain.
However, I had to make it clear, several months before his unfortunate departure, that he was to talk to me only about work-related subjects. Period.

This moonbat deluded soul was convinced that Bush stole both elections, there were no weapons of mass destruction, blah blah blah, and he just might have to run for president to put the presidency and the universe back in their proper place.

Of course it's a pathology!
D'OH!

5 posted on 06/04/2005 8:35:10 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Before)
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Early this summer, Senator Bill Frist, the first practicing physician elected to the Senate since 1928, plans to file a bill that would define "political paranoia" as a mental disorder, paving the way for individuals who suffer from paranoid delusions regarding voter fraud, political persecution and FBI surveillance to receive Medicare reimbursement for any psychiatric treatment they receive.

Wouldn't it be easier, cheaper and more permanent to physically restrain the insane and legally prohibit them from voting?

6 posted on 06/04/2005 8:37:35 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Before)
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Demented Democrat, Neo-Stalinist, Pinko Commie, Leftie Liberal, Progressive Punk, Mental Immoralist. Liberalism is definitely a Mental Disease.
7 posted on 06/04/2005 8:43:02 PM PDT by TwoDogs
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You are aware that this is a spoof? A satire?


9 posted on 06/04/2005 8:51:33 PM PDT by Escow
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To: John Lenin
This is rich! Those with judgmentally impairing mental disorders are proscribed from voting
16 posted on 06/04/2005 9:49:11 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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Popular conservative radio host Michael Savage has also joined the call to help those suffering from this devastating illness. In his new book, "Liberalism is a Mental Disorder," Mr. Savage shares his observations of the affliction he likens to a national cancer.

Years before I even heard of Michael Savage, perhaps even years before there was a Michael Savage, I developed a theory that Liberalism was a brain disorder, like organic brain syndrome, that caused its victim's thought processes to be 180 degress out of phase. In other words, they get everything backwards! That is why they think evil is good and good is evil, that is why they think they are right and we are wrong. It is why liberal policies designed to eradicate poverty create more poverty, why liberal policies designed to eliminate bigotry create more bigotry, etc. etc, etc.

23 posted on 06/05/2005 12:16:35 AM PDT by Auntie Dem (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
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NEW YORK, NY: When Zacharia Goodman recently sought out the help of a therapist, it was no mystery as to what was ailing him. The 27-year-old copy editor was so consumed by his belief that President George W. Bush stole the 2004 election that he was having trouble sleeping, completing rudimentary tasks at work, and carrying on conversations about topics not related to politics.

The therapist he consulted wrote Goodman a prescription for the social anxiety drug Paxil and encouraged him to spend less time reading left-wing Web logs and listening to Air America.

"Nothing very serious, son. Just a case of CKL Syndrome -chronic kook liberalism. Take two of these and call me in the morning."

26 posted on 06/05/2005 7:34:40 AM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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