Posted on 06/05/2005 6:52:22 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
>>but they're so 2003.<<
You sound expensive. Must have the latest, huh?
I prefer the antiques.
a few FReeper tag lines...
.308 "reach out and thump someone " & .50 cal Browning "reach out & CRUSH someone"
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT'S for sure!
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A man can be judged by the quality of his supporters...and of his enemies.
A republic, if you can keep it."
After all these years, it's still rocket science.
AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don't liberals just kill ya?
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
America has a very long fuse, but it is attached to a very big bomb."
America has become Soviet Union Lite
And those that cried Appease! Appease! are hanged by those they tried to please!"
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
anything done in moderation shows a lack of interest -Capt. Tom
Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in the mud; soon you realize they like it"
Behold, I am The Anti-Crust Anti-Hillary
Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Beware of diplomats bearing papers.
Big Arnie: "Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags."
Bigamy is one wife too many. So is monogamy.
Brought to you by The American Democratic Party, also known as Al Qaeda, Western Division.
Citizenship ought to be reserved for those who carry arms. - Aristotle.
Conservative by nature ... Republican in Spirit ... Patriot by Heart ... and Anti Liberal BY GOD
Dead or alive, I got a .45, and I never miss" - AC/DC
Democrats: Party's interests above people's interests. Sound familiar?
Depleted uranium and democrats are a lot alike. They've both been sucked dry of anything useful
Dick Gephardt, Before He Can Do It To You!
Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas
Diversity means having more than one weapon handy.
Do Muslim androids dream of electric goats?
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.
don't mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .
Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.
Even if the voices aren't real... they still have some pretty good ideas.
Everything works great 'til the current flows.
Exile - Women want him, men want to be him, liberals fear him.
Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.
Fighting for Freedom and Having Fun
Fighting the Left, Doing it Right
fighting them OVER THERE is better than fighting them OVER HERE
Freedom & Truth are Bread & Butter: You Can't Have One Without the Other"
Freedom Lite - it's almost worth defending
fundamentalist, regarding the Constitution AND the Holy Bible, i.e. words mean things!
Go with Courage, go with Honor, go in God's good Grace. Come home when you're done. We'll be here.
God is at war with Amalek for all generations
God is not on the side with the biggest battalions. God is on the side with the best shots.
Goodness DOES win.
Govt has more money than it needs, but never as much as it wants
Gun ownership includes being responsible for your firearm, and for teaching your family about it.
Half Thai, Half American, 95% Conservative, 100% Insane
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it."
Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered ©
Hence, etc.
Hey, who spilled coffee on my Tagline?
I ain’t wrong, I ain’t sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.
I always shoot for the moon......sometimes I hit London.- Von Braun
I am not reptilian, I just have a low basal metabolism.
I am the armchair activist. Flamesuit ready, Dr. Pepper flowing. Able to post in a single click.
I bought this Tag Line from this guy. He seemed nice, but the Tag Line simply does not work.
I don’t believe in taglines, in fact, this tagline does not exist.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, 'Zoolander'
I have a perfect solution for every problem except my own.
I have a plan. I need a dead monkey, empty liquor bottles and a vacuum cleaner.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa ...not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I wouldn't be judgmental, if people weren't so STUPID!
Ideas have consequences
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier.
If you seen yourself as other people do, you'd laugh too.
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.
Ignorance is the choice not to know" -Klaus Schulze
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Illigitimi non carborundum
I'm *NOT* always *CRANKY.*
I'm a RINO. I'm far too conservative to be a real Republican.
I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president." -Hilary
I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!
In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -
Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.
Insert Democratic principles and ideals here: .............this space intentionally left blank.....
ISLAM: The religion of peace, love, dismemberment and murder!
It is as hard to rouse America to anger as it is to survive the response."
It's good to know who hates you, and it's good to be hated by the right people." - Johnny Cash
It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security."
John Edwards is among the 99% of lawyers who give the rest a bad name.
Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself
Kakkate Koi!
Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get
Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!
Liberal lawyer hunting is like varmint hunting, only easier. There’s more of 'em...
Liberalism is for Girls!
Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
LIBERAL'S are irrational. which means they are certifiable
liberals are the tapeworms in the intestine of America
Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.
liberals suck....but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is .
Libs want to take my money, my guns, and my land....then sodimize me.
Life without challenge dulls the soul.
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It
Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.
Majority Rule, Minority Rights. Not the other way around.
Margaret Thatcher: "Consensus is the negation of leadership".
Media bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa
Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill
Money is the key to justice, just ask any lawyer.
Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence
No better friend, no worse enemy.
No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style
No society rises above its idea of God" unknown
No! Don't throw me in the briar patch!!!!!
No, we can't all just get along.
NOBODY will look out for you like YOU can look out for you
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."
Pacifism by its nature invites escalating acts of war on anyone who practices it.
Paleoconservatives" are national relativists.
Patrick Henry ......."Who fears the wrath of cowards?"
PEACE - Through Superior Firepower
''Peace is the absence of resistance to Marxism/Socialism'' - V.I Lenin
Proactive measures are always preferable to strictly defensive tactics. The trick is seeing it.
Progressives- people who seek the right to child sacrifice to the god of self- convenience.
Proud member, Neo-Conservative Power Vortex.™
REWARD! Tagline missing since 10/21. Pithy, clever. Last seen in Chat. Sentimental value.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Rome did not create a great empire with meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
Room for 19 Muslim mass murderers, but no room for an innocent little Cuban boy.
Roosevelt was the first Dictator of the United States"...My Grandfather
run from a knife, close on a gun
Rush agrees with me 98.5% of the time
Say a prayer for New York both for it's lefty statism and the probability the city will be hit again
So it is. Amen.
Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !
Socialism is Slavery
Socialists are like cockroaches. No matter how many die, 300 more are born under every cowpile.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...
Some people say you shouldn't kick a man when he's down. I say there's no better time to do it.
Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.
Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?
Tag line produced using 100% post-consumer recycled ethernet packets,
tagged for migratory purposes only
Teddy Kennedy wouldn't know the American mainstream if he drove his car into it.
Tell your momma and your poppa, sometimes good guys don't wear white." The Standells
The bang is great, but the shockwave is where it’s at."
The Democrat Party-- Proudly Pimpin' off Po' Folk since 1964
The Democrats Have Reached Rock Bottom and requested a JACK-HAMMER
The Donkey Party - Proud founders of the "Funeral Rally."
The first rule in a gunfight is to have a gun, more than one, if possible...
The judiciary is supposed to be 1/3rd of the checks and balances; not a special interest trump card.
The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.
The leftwing lies because the truth would kill them all off.
The Right person, in the Right place, at the Right time...to do His work.
The UN: good for telling you what everybody already knows or for denying what everybody knows to be true.
The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.
The voices tell me to stay home and clean the guns.
There are worse things than crucifixion...There are teeth."
There can be no triumph without loss, No victory without suffering, No Freedom without sacrifice
There's a direct relationship between how tightly one holds a belief and how stupid that belief is.
They will all die......most of them.
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
This isn't rocket surgery, people.
This Post is Rated "Conservative": May Be Too Intense for Liberal Viewers.
Those that contribute the least in society, cost the most.
Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.
Through prayer, finite man draws upon the power of the infinite God.
Thunder was his engine and White Lightning was his load....
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."-Hector Berlioz
To the last, I will grapple with Democrats. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at Liberals.
Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong" ~RReagan
Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.
Using Occam's Razor to shave the hairy armpits of liberal feminists....
Using Occam's Razor to shave the hairy beast of liberalism...
Wave your flag, dont waive your rights!
We are SITCOMs-single income, two kids, oppressive mortgage.
We have no Permanent Allies, We have no Permanent Enemies, Only Permanent Interests"
we must crush our enemies and make them fear us and sap their will to fight....all 2 billion of them
We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American Way! Toby Keith
were it not for the brave, there would be no land of the free -
We're through being cool you can say that again, Dad
What can you say about Liberals that hasn't already been said about hemorrhoids?
What is liberty without...virtue? It is...madness, without restraint.
When the passions become masters, they are vices." Pascal, 1670
Where am I? Who are all these kids, and why are they calling me Mom?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket???
Why aren't the Clintons living out their remaining years on Alcatraz?
Why not go out on a limb, isn't that where the fruit is?
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Without prayer, the hand of GOD stops, BUT, with prayer the hand of GOD moves !!!
Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" -- Major Vic Deakins, USAF
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
You cannot be a victim and a hero." - Hon. Clarence Thomas
You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it
You may forget the one with whom you have laughed, but never the one with whom you have wept.
That's Good! I like it!
Tag-line fun!
Since you are making a collection, it's:
"Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints".
(Friend gave me a t-shirt with that on it for Christmas! )
;-)
"The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Samson's time.
Richard M. Nixon.
done, and a few more...
• veni • vidi • vino • visa • I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped
02NOV04 - America to Kerry Your fired!
AFL-CIO - Where organized labor becomes organized crime.
All I need to know about Islam I learned on 09/11/01 - Crawdad
America is not the problem - it is the solution..
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin
Communists are just Democrats in a hurry... with guns
DU, Michael Moore, Hollywood, etc. are all dogcrap on the Shoe Of Life
Federal Creed: If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it.
From Ku Klux Klan to the modern era of the Koo Kleft Klan...the true RAT legacy.
George W. Bush IS the right man, in the right place, at the right time.
I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.
I come swinging the olive branch of peace.
I have to march because my mother couldn't have an abortion. - Maxine Waters D-California
I learned the truth about Islam on September 11, 2001
I live in my own little world. But it's okay. They know me here.
Ich bin ein Jesuslander
If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
In the end, nothing explains anything!
In the smiling twilight of the new political morning, the unwashed told their betters to shove it.
Islam is a religion of peace. Strange every murdering psychopath in the world is attracted to it.
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into--Jonathan Swift
I've done a lot things.... seen a lot of things..... Most of which I don't remember.
Leftists see what they believe. Conservatives believe what they see.
Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
Major Motoko Kusanagi says, Jesus is Coming. Everybody look busy...
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.
Punish France, ignore Germany, and forgive Russia.
Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints
The Democratic Party is the Socialist Mafia. It is a Criminal Enterprise.
Then I say unto you, send men to summon ... worms. And let us go to Fallujah to collect heads.
This is a war between the forces of good and evil. Humans are only pawns.
This is the best election night in history. -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm
This tagline brought to you by Izzy Dunne's tagline virus!
When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!
Would you rather be happy or would you rather have independence and freedom?
my 2 cents
anything to add my Liege???
Competition is good, right? Chode versus Jigsaw, we all win!
Now, let's get these things right:
I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend your right to die saying it!
Better to remain a fool, and seem silent, than to doubt and remove all speak.
Okay, I feel better now.
Oh those are great!
Cool!
Thanks
Oh yeah? Try going through a revolving door with ski's over your shoulder.
My current tag line is more in the nature of a warning. :)
Hey, Xena?
If you are available, you want to see this.
Besides, I'm tring to remember that cute tag you had last year about the bumper-sticker...
Liked this one a liberal acquaintance of mine had in the 90s: "The New World Order has a Third Reich Odor".
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