No doubt this is a troll, but I also have an inkling that this is a
foreign troll. Tell us, soldier, why do you make such a point of
repeatedly referring to our army as the
U.S. Army? Being American citizens (of which FR is almost entirely composed) we tend to simply call it the Army, capital "A". What the hell other army might we confuse your reference with? You only had to state that it was the United States Army once, if at all.
Here's a tip you can take home to the DUmpster for more effectual trolling efforts: try to be a little less obvious when attempting to convince us that you are something you clearly aren't.