[1Old Pro]

We know the auto companies have 300 mpg engines available but the evil oil company CEOs are paying them billions to not make them available.

Not only that, they have 400mpg diesel cars that run on hemp fuel which can be produced at 5 cents a gallon.

[Holicheese]

But we will never see them because the plans have been bought by the five richest oil men in the world, known as the "Pentaverate". They meet fort nightly to discuss which secret plans to buy up next!

[BobinIL]

Not only that, they have 400mpg diesel cars that run on hemp fuel which can be produced at 5 cents a gallon.

And you can pipe the exhaust into the cab and get stoned. It's a hippies dream come true.

[dljordan]

"Not only that, they have 400mpg diesel cars that run on hemp fuel which can be produced at 5 cents a gallon."

I invented a 500 MPG carburator and was invited to secret talks at a local topless bar by one of the largest auto makers. I was assaulted as I was getting out of my car, the plans were stolen and I barely escaped with my life. I tried to phone my wife but she was out of town so I called the FBI only to be told they were shorthanded because of the war on terrorism and couldn't get to me till next week.

I'm now in hiding and fear for my life.

[HardStarboard]

>>>Not only that, they have 400mpg diesel cars that run on hemp fuel which can be produced at 5 cents a gallon. <<<

Ha, you think thats pretty neat. We got liberals in Seattle vowing to develop a car that will run for 14 years on a stick of celery.