Oh yeah? Well my dog just told me that my real name is Xorq and I am the supreme ruler of the Andromeda galaxy! So take that, little earthling. Now where is my medicine? Oops, the dog ate it.
I have been trying to track you through the interstellar galaxies for the past millenia. I have gone forward and back in time for ages and now you are here !
You gave me the slip near Titan back in the Year 1814 BLRH (Before L.Ron Hubbard to you silly earthlings out there...), but I knew I'd track you down some millenia. Who would have thought I would have found you on the world famous Free Republic in it's first years of it's centuries-long lifespan ?
Ah well. LRH works in mysterious ways doesn't he ?
P.S. I picked up one of these vintage Ipods things these earthlings listen to and downlaoded that Midnight Oil Track..."L.Ron Hubbard's going to save your life. Superboy takes a plutonium wife." Not bad lyrics for a bald earthling songwriter.