By the way, here's my idea to revolutionize the sport! I got the idea when I discovered goalies get to have a beverage on the ice with them. I thought, why stop there? Why not also have snacks? Then it hit me! What if you got one of those super immense fat guys to be your goalie? Just lay him down in front of the goal! What's the goal size? 4 x6? Imagine this guy laid on his side:
You feelin me?
Yeah. You don't like hockey.
Apparently you know nothing about hockey. If you did you'd realize that playing goalie is probably the toughest position on the ice. Not only must they be able to skate and use a stick, they must have great reflexes and be quick. Not to mention the hand eye coordination. One cannot be a big sack of crap and expect to play the game. It's obvious you don't like the game, why waste your time on the thread knocking the game? Go find a ball to play with.