[shekkian]

Wife and I will notch 30 years in September. Never had an argument.

Never had an argument? What the he!! kind of a relationship is that?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Well...there was one argument I can remember.
Wife brought jaguar-print sheets into our marriage and made the bed with the fitted sheet and top sheet print both facing upward. I argued that the fitted sheet should be up and the top sheet should face down so we would sleep between the jaguar spots.
The issue was resolved by agreeing that whomever made the bed got to choose.
How's that for a weighty issue ?

[GSlob]

Who said it "As a rule, bachelors die crazy. The married folk usually die before the craziness stage"? I remember reading or hearing it somewhere.