No, I missed that one, but the one where he said what he was getting her for Christmas had me on the floor.
Golf Shoes, so she wouldn't slip around on ice when she was washing his car in the dead of winter.
He said that his wife asked him what he was getting her for Mother's Day, to which he replied "Nothing; you're not my mother."
When he asked her what she was getting him for Father's Day, she replied "Nothing; you're not my father."
He also said that the reason neither one of them have found someone else is because they have been together so long and are just too lazy to look for anyone. He said, "I can do better than her, and she can do better than me. We're just too lazy."