[Mad Mammoth]

I'm waiting for some enterprising soul to make a video clip of himself taking a great big ol' royal whiz on the Quran, then dousing it in lighter fluid, topped off with a match and great big *WHOOOOMP* (that's the sound you get when something ignites suddenly, eh?), and be sure that video gets distributed round 'n round the world via that marvelous Al Gore invention, the Internet.

Hmmm, maybe I'll get out the ol web camera tonite... ;)

[Publius6961]

Better yet, have your dog do it.
I understand that they regard dogs as even lower than Americans...

[magslinger]

If you decide to go with it, stay safe, stay armed. Keep your family close. The fire you'll be playing with will be more than just the lighter fluid burning. Some of those folks are not right in the head.
If you do go through with it, good luck and FReepmail or ping me with the site. I've always been a sucker for a movie with a happy ending.

[Jeff Gordon]

I'm waiting for some enterprising soul to make a video clip of himself taking a great big ol' royal whiz on the Quran..

Until the video comes out, you can use this....