Bush's Fault.
Has to be Bush's fault, had votes been recounted another ten thousand times in 2000 this couldn't have happened.
Something needs to be done NOW!
This is at least as serious as global warming.
We need to set up a vast bureaucracy and study this ad infinitum and shut down industry which some junk scientists agree may be causing this crisis.
A global tax on magnets is in order - for the children, of course.