Pray for W and Our Troops
Can we put some fake bullets into the heads of these fake government document peddling fake journalists?
Really, it's getting quite taxing to have to put up with all these fabricated documents run by news agencies as 'truth'.
More like...
"It wasn't my fault. Honest! I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!"