How about he keep the thing in his pants where it belongs.
He's a married man.
Bingo.
Too many junior-high-school locker-room randy-dog posts before yours completely nailed it.
Pity. That should have been a "duh."
Dan
I ain't seen my wife for two or three years
I'm a happily married man
Ever since she left,I've been running wild
Jumping all the women I can
She gave me trouble for a little while
Now I'm back to my old style
I ain't seen my wife for two or three years
I'm a happily married man ,