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Originally posted pre-election, '04 - and yes, I know this is not a "blog", but it fits so well....thought this would be an appropriate spot for it.

Sung to the tune of "I Love This Bar", with apologies and props to Toby Keith:

We got Freepers,
NROers,
And lefty-lurking troll smoke-blowers.
We got yuppies,
Soccer mommys,
And some sneaky little peekin’ commies -
Just get lost if you’re a welfare-cheatin’ hog…
Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm I love this blog

We got Wall Street,
We got cowpokes,
We got porters, merchants, cops and old folks
Lefty teachers,
Pink-o preachers
They slip in here to try to reach us,
But take off if you’re a Chirac-loving frog..
Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm I love this blog

Chorus:
I love this blog
It’s my kind of place
Just to double-click the icon
Puts a big smile on my face…
No liberal spin,
No left-wing smog…..
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog

We love Dubya,
We love Laura
And Rummy, man, he’ll never bore ya,
Condoleeza,
Tommy Franks, too
People we owe lots of thanks to -
Re-elect ‘em and we’ll leave the libs agog
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog

Chorus:
I love this blog
It’s my kind of place
Just to chase those thin-skinned liberals
Puts a big smile on my face…
No liberal spin,
No left-wing smog…..
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm I love this blog