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1 posted on 06/24/2005 11:04:56 AM PDT by Chiapet
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To: Chiapet

I thought Tobacco was the evil crop itself.[sarcasam off]


2 posted on 06/24/2005 11:06:06 AM PDT by John Will
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To: Chiapet

President Bill Clinton:
I didn't inhale

3 posted on 06/24/2005 11:08:42 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: Chiapet

By the time this new tobacco comes around I'll have already developed lung cancer. But I'm crossing my fingers for this new treatment that's being touted as the future miracle cure for cancer ;-)


4 posted on 06/24/2005 11:08:42 AM PDT by Firefigher NC
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To: Chiapet

Go Salukis!


5 posted on 06/24/2005 11:12:57 AM PDT by saluki_in_ohio (Lunatic Fringe. We all know you're out there...)
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To: Chiapet

How can you have an "extra" gene?.........


6 posted on 06/24/2005 11:14:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
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To: Chiapet

Is this an infomercial to increase sales of chewin' tobaccah?


9 posted on 06/24/2005 11:17:00 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: Chiapet; SheLion; Gabz; CSM; Conspiracy Guy
Southern Illinois University at Carbondale.

Fond memories of many partys, many college age girls, and Little Grassy Boy Scout camp.

Puff

10 posted on 06/24/2005 11:18:29 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Monthly donors make better lovers. Ask my wife.)
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To: Chiapet
After its introduction to Europeans in the 15th Century, tobacco was viewed as a medical marvel. It's only been in the past half-century that it's been demonized. It's wonderful that research is being done for potential positive uses. In the meantime, I can tell my wife that my puros are for medicinal purposes.
24 posted on 06/24/2005 12:22:35 PM PDT by Luddite Patent Counsel (Theyre digging through all of your files, stealing back your best ideas.)
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To: Chiapet

Excerpts from Bob Newhart’s classic routine describing a phone call from Sir Walter Raleigh to the head of the “West Indies Company” in England.

“Yeah? Who is it, Frank? Sir Walter Raleigh? Yeah, yeah, put him on, will you! Hey, Harry you wanna pick up the extension? It's nutty Walter again."

“What you got for us this time, Walt? You got another winner for us?”

“To-bac-co” er, what's “to-bac-co,” Walt? It's a kind of leaf, huh? And you bought eighty tons of it? Let me get this straight, Walt. You've bought eighty tons of leaves? This may come as a kind of a surprise to you Walt, but come fall in England, we're kinda up to our…”

“Are you saying ‘snuff,’ Walt? What's ‘snuff’? You take a pinch of tobacco and you shove it up your nose and it makes you sneeze? Yeah, I imagine it would, Walt! Hey, Goldenrod seems to do it pretty well over here!”

“It has other uses though, huh? You can chew it! Or put it in a pipe! Or you can shred it up and put it in a piece of paper and roll it up -- don't tell me, Walt, don't tell me -- you stick it in your ear, right? Oh! Between your lips! Then what do you do, Walt? You set fire to it! Then what do you do, Walt? You inhale the smoke, huh?”

“You know, Walt it seems you can stand in front of your own fireplace and have the same thing going for you! You see, Walt, we've been a little worried about you, you know, ever since you put your cape down over that mud. See, Walt, I think you're gonna have rather a tough time selling people on sticking burning leaves in their mouths!”


36 posted on 06/24/2005 4:05:52 PM PDT by TChad
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