O'Donnell said, ''You'll never, ever get the Republican TV show.'' Would anybody, even a conservative fan of ''South Park'' -- especially a conservative fan of ''South Park'' -- want to watch a sitcom about churchgoing parents with two children who lead an uneventful life and make regular donations to the Fraternal Order of Police? (Sniff)
Obviously, Anderson knows his audience: this book isn't intended for readers of The Times and The Economist and watchers of CNN. (double Sniff)
Translation: "Oh, we are soooo much more sophisticated than these conservative boobs. Here, let me show you how quaint their thinking is. Aren't you glad you're not one of those people?"
All one needs to do is see O'Donnell on a tirade to know he is not one to emulate. In fact, all O'Donnell has to do is open his mouth.
I can guarantee you that my life has been more eventful than O'Donnell's. The most eventfulness he ever has was blowing a gasket at O'Neill on Scarborough's show for pete's sake.