The Kerry envoy?
a British newspaper reported
"The Kerry envoy?"
You beat me to it - I thought the same thing when I read the headline... so that's where Kerry has been!!! He is worried that he is getting rusty committing treason and sedition.
And lots of us thought he was out windsurfing. Damn, we shouldn't be so hard on the guy - he is out tirelessly travelling abroad seeking to destroy our country; oh, wait, that's not a good thing... BTW, I hear it's peak windsurfing season :-)
He served in Vietnam, n'est ce pas?