Actually, they came, said, "Eh, we'll just wait 'till they have Wal-Mart" and went back home.
I'm pretty sure they will find evidence that the Africans came to Hawaii first if we let the same professors that run the rest of the world's educational institutions continue to investigate long enough. We just have to pay them to go to Hawaii and hang out long enough where there is plenty of sand to dig. Like Waikiki. Like the rest of their lives. It'll cost taxpayer dollars, but isn't that okay, when you consider that it'll make some people feel like they're smarter and better because their ancestors might have been first at an inconsequential action, then and subsequently disappeared from any world influence whatsoever?
But as long as minorities are happy, property rights ended, and the white man's accomplishments don't amount to anything, I suppose the planet is fine. /sarc