That's interesting. I have some other bumper stickers for Officer Festus:
It's a Catholic Thing.
Wahh lookeee thar...Jack Chick says that dem der Catholics are just a bunch o' Papists, wat worship de Debbil! Better run dem tags!
It's a Mormon Thing.
Wha them Mormons ain't real Christians at tol', an Ah herd they shack up with ten wimmin. Let's go gettem!
It's a Black Thing. Lookeee that carload of N****as, Jeb put the si-reeen on!
It's a Darwin Thing
Darwin...that's them Evil-Looniests...Pritcher Bob said that Darwin teeched Hitler everthin he knew, and ma Granpappy fought that Hitler...Jeb, put that sih-reen on reel hagh!
It's a Jew Thing.
Lookee that thar carload of Christ-Killerz...Ah got me ma suspision that them are up ta no-good, run them tags Jeb!
It's a Muslim Thing
Jeb, ya better drop back a bit, Ah don wanna hafta go through that Muslim sensitivity training thing again.