Police hunt serial kisser

Ananova ^ | June 28, 2005 | Staff

[MadIvan]

Police in Holland are hunting a man who goes up to women and gives them a French kiss.

Seven women have so far lodged complaints about the mystery man, reports De Morgen.

But police believe he may well have kissed other women who did not report it.

The serial kisser attacks at underground stations between Amsterdam city centre and the south-east of the city.

Police spokesman Ron Moes said the man usually approached his victims from behind and taps them on the shoulder.

"When they turn, he grips them and kisses them on the mouth, pushing his tongue into their mouth," he said.

His victims, who were aged between 17 and 30, were so confused by the man that they have been unable to give police a good description.

But officers have established that he is aged 19 to 20, dark-skinned and usually wears a long dark coat with a cap.

Police have one more lead. They managed to recover some saliva from the mouth of one woman who went to police immediately after she was kissed by the man.

[MadIvan]

The Kissing Bandit lives.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[daddypatriot]

Rats, the description rules out Bill Clinton!

[Tax-chick]

These people need the Right to Keep and Bear Arms.

[MadIvan]

At the very least, using pepper spray would be adviseable.

Regards, Ivan

[Tax-chick]

I don't remember an "Underground" in Amsterdam (which is, after all, at sea level or below). The trains run through tunnels sometimes, but not "underground" in the London or New York sense, that I recall.

[mewzilla]

Women don't have knees in Holland?!

[Tax-chick]

Good point! It's been a long time since I've carried pepper spray ... not something one thinks of in the semi-rural South.

[MadIvan]

I don't remember an "Underground" in Amsterdam (which is, after all, at sea level or below). The trains run through tunnels sometimes, but not "underground" in the London or New York sense, that I recall.

I think they mean the Sneltram. That's mostly underground in the city.

Regards, Ivan

[Allegra]

Where were you at 7:12 p.m. on the night of May 6th?

[MadIvan]

You ought to ask Lazamataz too. :)

Regards, Ivan

[Tax-chick]

Thanks.

[albee]

Hey...I've read about this guy before!

He's that notorious pervert known as "Jack The Kisser!

[Tax-chick]

that he is aged 19 to 20, dark-skinned

I think "Jamal the Kisser" is more likely.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

"Police are questioning known sex offenders..."

"You better put some ice on that, darlin'..."

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

One 85 year-old victim who was attacked last year, went to police headquarters and complained: "He doesn't call. He doesn't write."

[Happygal]

Well, it's not exactly something you'd like to happen to you in case this bloke has a disease.

But, on the other hand, it's kinda cute too! :-)

[GVnana]

Eeeew.

[TheBigB]

Let the record show I have been nowhere near Holland. I can't vouch for the others. ;o)

[sharktrager]

Cereal kisser?

Damned If I Know