[beezdotcom]

There are people who make a living reading such. They are land surveyors, who are required to read poor copies of land deeds that most people would consider unreadable. All it takes is experience. Find an old land surveyor.

Oh, man...you're not saying that that guy is actually holding the DEED TO THE EARTH, are you? That could spell trouble...I hope we're not behind on the mortgage...

[HereInTheHeartland]

".I hope we're not behind on the mortgage.."

They can call me to refinance, I'll get them in a nice interest only product.

Lets see, a mortgage for the whole earth, x dollars, x my commission rate. Gosh I could even throw in a extra nice pen.