[Dr. Eckleburg]

Most of these acts are not only degenerate, they're probably illegal in half the states...or should be.

When I was a room mother for my then seven-year-old's second grade, we went on a field trip to the local museum of modern art. The friendly tour guide led 25 kids, a teacher, another mother and me through various idiotic displays which culminated in a small alcove where the final exhibit was made up to resemble a woman's public restroom. Along the three walls and floor were taped dozens of actual used kotex pads.

In order to leave the museum, you had to walk through this room.

Quickly.

I lodged a formal complaint with the museum, and was laughed at by the 20-something, knucklehead curator who told me "exploratory art" obviously didn't speak to me.

That same year I was walking down our city street with the other son when we passed by a huge, glass-enclosed storefront housing a temporary NEA art display. We glanced at the windows and saw two giant male sculptures, completely nude and VERY life-like, hanging upside down by their plaster testicles.

It's a dangerous world out there, especially for children.

As the wonderful FReeper, Babylonian, now departed to God, once said -- "They want our kids."

[xzins]

You are absolutely correct. They want our kids.

Please consider emailing your experiences to Coulter. She'll probably need additional ammunition when she gets accosted by the socialists over this article.