Posted on 06/30/2005 4:56:10 AM PDT by Abathar
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That's right skippy, you posted about my post concerning what constitutes civil discourse. The subject of that was wives and daughters, or did you post not knowing that and were just looking to make noise?
Nice going.
My reply in Post# 141 was just being humorous. Take it easy.
~ Blue Jays ~
Sorry. I didn't mean to be so serious. My fault. As I bow with respect. It's hard to show a smile when writing. I am not that talented.
Excellent, no harm done. Peace.
~ Blue Jays ~
Back in the 70s the 113 (pronounced one-one-three) precinct on the other side of Jamaica Bay from Howard Beach had the highest crime rate of any precinct in NYC. It includes JFK Airport and the adjacent communities, including a number of air freight forwarding companies. Guy I know (whose name ends in a vowel) worked for one of them.
One day a local yoot, an African-American, known to the employees of the company, is hanging around the office, making small talk and generally killing time. Lets call him Remington. After a while someone notices a typewriter is missing as is Remington. The owner of the company, call him Tony [Last Name Ending in Vowel], acting on a surmise, call it a hunch, instructs his employees to search the high grass in a vacant lot behind the Green Bus Company garage opposite his building. Within minutes they turn up the missing office equipment. Tony orders his employees to get back to work.
Tony [LNEV] is a practical man. He has to content with all the challenges of running a competitive business. He doesnt need this aggravation. Acting on his previous surmise, that evening, after dark, he waits in his black Cadillac parked down the block from the vacant lot. On cue, a car with some yoots arrives and one the yoots leaves the car and begins rummaging in the vacant lot, as if looking for lost property. Tony pulls up alongside of the car and yells out his open window, Wheres Remington?
Perhaps not feeling they were prepared to answer this question, they availed themselves of the opportunity to depart, post haste, leaving their colleague to make his own arrangements. Tony, who may have been more impulsive than persistent, gives chase. TALLEY HO! A moderate speed chase ensues through an area of lower income homes, a few shops and businesses. The relative quiet of the cool night air is punctuated occasionally by the report of Tonys 9mm firing into the fleeing car. Fortunately for all concerned, Tonys detective work is far better than his marksmanship. After exhausting a magazine, Tony heads the Cadillac east on the Belt Parkway, home for a nights sleep.
The next morning Tony is at his desk, ready for another day of contending with Customs Inspectors, bribing union thugs and holding the local yoots at bay. The phone rings, he picks it up. Its Sergeant OMalley, the desk sergeant at the one-one-three. Tony, what the f*** were you doing last night? Sergeant OMalley is a fair minded and reasonable man; he accepts Tonys more or less truthful (if ex parte) explanation, warning him about the dangers of discharging a firearm in a crowded city. Tony promises to be more careful in the future. Remington never came around the office again. Nor did any of his associates.
You can't chase them away with a gun anymore
Jesse will show up with a Million MOFO march
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