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Firefighters Hose Down Potty-Peeper in New Hampshire
Firehouse.com ^ | 6/30/05 | G.W. MILLER III

Posted on 06/30/2005 4:23:07 PM PDT by XR7

TAKE A PEEK before you pee in a portable toilet this weekend. Chances of seeing someone peeking back at you are slim, but some people can be persistent.

On Sunday, a 45-year-old Maine convenience-store owner was found knee-deep in excrement in a holding tank below an outhouse near a popular swimming hole in Ossipee, N.H.

"We had to decontaminate him," Captain Jon Hebert, of the Carroll County sheriff's office, told the Associated Press. "We treated him as if he were a hazardous material."

The local fire department hosed down Gary Moody, who was wearing hip-waders, after he was found by a 14-year-old girl. The teenager had heard a noise, looked into the toilet and saw Moody's face staring up at her.

Moody entered the tank by crawling through the toilet seat, fire officials said.

It is not clear how long he was in the tank or how many people may have used the women's facility before Moody was discovered. The area, which has a large natural waterfall, serves up to 2,000 people per day during good weather.

With an estimated one million people expected to crowd the Benjamin Franklin Parkway on Saturday for the Live 8 concert, you will be lucky if you get anywhere near one of the 440 portable toilets that will be on site.

But if you do, you should feel safe.

Area owners of portable-toilet companies said they have almost never heard of people being found in their rentals.

"At industry conventions, I've heard stories about somebody who dropped his keys in the toilet," said Pam DeForest, owner of A Royal Flush, Inc., of Delran, N.J. "He didn't want to tell his wife so he jumped in looking for them."

DeForest said she has heard stories of construction workers being accidentally raised onto high rise buildings while they were using the loos. She said kids have set fire to units, people have tipped them over and last year, one of their toilets was seen floating down the Neshaminy Creek after flooding in the area.

"Pickpockets will empty a wallet and toss it in our johns," warned Bill Reynolds, owner of the 50-year-old company A Johnny on the Spot, Inc. "One guy lost his dentures in the john. He was so happy to get them back."

Reynolds, whose company supplied toilets to the original Woodstock Festival, said eyeglasses are another object they find frequently when cleaning out their units.

But Reynolds and DeForest said no one has ever been caught in one of their toilets.

"I can't believe someone was actually doing that, waiting down there," DeForest said. "He probably stunk."

Moody was charged with criminal trespass and released on $250 bail. He will have a hearing on July 19.

Moody did not respond to numerous calls.


TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: dribblevert; hideehoeverybody; ick; mrhanky; outhouse; outhouseoutlaw; perversion; portapotty; pottypeeper; scottritter
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1 posted on 06/30/2005 4:23:07 PM PDT by XR7
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To: XR7

I don't even know what to say. I just laughed.


2 posted on 06/30/2005 4:24:24 PM PDT by Reagan79 (Ralph Stanley Rocks!)
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To: XR7

Well that just stinks.


3 posted on 06/30/2005 4:25:31 PM PDT by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
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To: XR7

Guess this falls into the "everybody needs a hobby" category, but what a creep!!!


4 posted on 06/30/2005 4:26:02 PM PDT by Primetimedonna
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To: Reagan79
The local fire department hosed down Gary Moody, who was wearing hip-waders, after he was found by a 14-year-old girl. The teenager had heard a noise, looked into the toilet and saw Moody's face staring up at her.

OH

MY

GOD!

5 posted on 06/30/2005 4:26:57 PM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA and SAS) WI Hunter Shootings: If you want on/off the WI Hunters ping list, please let me know.)
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To: XR7

What a crappy way to get your jollies....


6 posted on 06/30/2005 4:27:06 PM PDT by sofaman
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To: XR7

"He probably stunk."

Ya Think?

I would have padlocked the pottie and taken the next week off.

TT


7 posted on 06/30/2005 4:28:28 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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To: XR7

Well the area does have a large natural waterfall.


8 posted on 06/30/2005 4:29:13 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: XR7
IT'S POOPMAN!
9 posted on 06/30/2005 4:29:23 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred")
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To: Ladysmith
Chances of seeing someone peeking back at you are slim, but some people can be persistent.
10 posted on 06/30/2005 4:29:36 PM PDT by XR7
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To: XR7

That sort of reminds me of days of old, when I saw a friend of mine throw a five dollar bill down the hole of an old outhouse.

I said, "What the hell are you doing?"

He replied, "I dropped fifty cents down there in the hole. You don't think I'm going to reach down in that stuff for just fifty cents, do you?"

;>)


11 posted on 06/30/2005 4:29:49 PM PDT by wingman1 (University of Vietnam 1970)
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To: Primetimedonna

www.PortaPottyCam.com ????????????


12 posted on 06/30/2005 4:30:51 PM PDT by Seeking the truth (0cents.com - Pajama Patrol Badges are here!)
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To: wingman1

In the army, helped to lower a guy into a "long-drop" to retrieve his wedding ring.


13 posted on 06/30/2005 4:32:34 PM PDT by sofaman
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To: XR7

The cops should check the bathroom in this guy's convenience store for minicams. He prolly just took his perversion to the next logical level (for him, that is).


14 posted on 06/30/2005 4:33:17 PM PDT by Pharmboy (There is no positive correlation between the ability to write, act, sing or dance and being right)
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To: wingman1

"One guy lost his dentures in the john. He was so happy to get them back."

Wouldn't that give a true meaning to "Sh!t-Eating Grin"???


15 posted on 06/30/2005 4:33:23 PM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: XR7

I think being known for the rest of his life as the guy who climbed into a port-a-potty to see women doing their business is a nice punishment. A few years in jail having large, tough dudes doing similar things to him would be a nice bonus....


16 posted on 06/30/2005 4:33:26 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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To: sofaman

I hope he related his story to his wife.


17 posted on 06/30/2005 4:33:47 PM PDT by wingman1 (University of Vietnam 1970)
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To: XR7
"At industry conventions, I've heard stories"

Industry conventions?! And you thought your job reeked!

18 posted on 06/30/2005 4:35:18 PM PDT by TenaciousZ
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To: XR7
Ossipee, N.H.

You can't make this up.;the name of the town so aptly fits this story..........

19 posted on 06/30/2005 4:35:30 PM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: SIDENET

20 posted on 06/30/2005 4:35:32 PM PDT by Pharmboy (There is no positive correlation between the ability to write, act, sing or dance and being right)
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To: XR7
"Moody did not respond to numerous calls"...

Calls from whom? Howard Dean, maybe?

Yearrrrggghhh!

21 posted on 06/30/2005 4:35:43 PM PDT by kromike
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To: sofaman

Now that I think about it. How did the guy lose his ring in the crapper anyway?


22 posted on 06/30/2005 4:36:07 PM PDT by wingman1 (University of Vietnam 1970)
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To: Onelifetogive
I think being known for the rest of his life as the guy who climbed into a port-a-potty to see women doing their business is a nice punishment...

Yep. This is one for the record books alright.

23 posted on 06/30/2005 4:36:41 PM PDT by XR7
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To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; general_re; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ...
Extreme Lurking Ping List

24 posted on 06/30/2005 4:36:46 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. The List-O-Links is at my homepage.)
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To: XR7

This guy sounds like a real piece of crap! What a *WASTE* of skin...

;)


25 posted on 06/30/2005 4:37:10 PM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: kaktuskid
"One guy lost his dentures in the john. He was so happy to get them back."

Not sure how excited I'd be to get back dentures that ended up in a portapotty...doesn't matter how many times they were sterilized.

26 posted on 06/30/2005 4:38:40 PM PDT by sofaman
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To: XR7

*** Please PM me if you would like on/off my "Guys Found Hiding Out in Crappers" ping list


27 posted on 06/30/2005 4:39:22 PM PDT by el_chupacabra (The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.)
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To: Onelifetogive

He may have been one of those guys who are into the golden shower fetish and he might not have cared whether it was a male or female using the toilet.


28 posted on 06/30/2005 4:39:31 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Primetimedonna

Michael Jackson wears white gloves and goes for little boys, this sicko wears hip waders and spies on women and girls (the article specified it was a women's facility). Either way, these sicko wacko pervs need to be locked away for a long time....

Instead of hosing him off right away, the fire department should have chained him to a tree right on the scene for a couple of days - let him "dry out" and enjoy the abuse of people whose privacy he so wantonly abused. Maybe we really do need to bring back public stocks to shame certain people......


29 posted on 06/30/2005 4:39:46 PM PDT by Enchante (Kerry's mere nuisances: Marine Barracks '83, WTC '93, Khobar Towers, Embassy Bombs '98, USS Cole!!!)
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To: wingman1

in the absence of literature to while away the time, he took his ring off and it slipped out of his hand and into the longdrop...the temptation to let go and drop him into the longdrop was almost overwhelming...but we had to serve with him for another 18 months definitely long enough for him to hatch "plots diabolical" to get even...


30 posted on 06/30/2005 4:43:22 PM PDT by sofaman
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To: Gabz
Ossipee, N.H.
You can't make this up; the name of the town so aptly fits this story..........

LOL
This sure belongs in the "Truth is Stranger than Fiction" Department.

31 posted on 06/30/2005 4:45:22 PM PDT by XR7
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To: XR7

What a moron.

If he didn't have hepatitis before, he will now and he deserves it.


32 posted on 06/30/2005 4:45:22 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: sofaman

LOL!

Weren't those the days?

At the time I couldn't wait for them to be over. Now looking back after all these years, they were some of the best.


33 posted on 06/30/2005 4:47:11 PM PDT by wingman1 (University of Vietnam 1970)
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To: Dog Gone; Onelifetogive
He may have been one of those guys...

May have been?
One of those guys?

34 posted on 06/30/2005 4:48:21 PM PDT by XR7
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To: Enchante

"Instead of hosing him off right away, the fire department should have chained him to a tree right on the scene for a couple of days - let him "dry out" and enjoy the abuse of people whose privacy he so wantonly abused. Maybe we really do need to bring back public stocks to shame certain people......"

I think you may be on to something....I don't doubt that shaming people in the Public Square probably was more effective then our current court systems for these freaks!


35 posted on 06/30/2005 4:48:54 PM PDT by Primetimedonna
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To: Gabz
>>>Ossipee, N.H.<<<
>>>>You can't make this up.;the name of the town so aptly fits this story..........<<<

LOL!

Moody entered the tank by crawling through the toilet seat, fire officials said.

Few things in life could be more erotic for him, I suppose, than crawling down through a toilet seat to stand in knee-high crap looking upwards. If life was fair, a 400 lb female with chronic gas problems would would sat down for him.:)

36 posted on 06/30/2005 4:50:33 PM PDT by xJones
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To: XR7
This sure belongs in the "Truth is Stranger than Fiction" Department.

ain't it the truth!

37 posted on 06/30/2005 4:51:35 PM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: Primetimedonna; Enchante
Instead of hosing him off right away, the fire department should have chained him to a tree right on the scene for a couple of days - let him "dry out" and enjoy the abuse of people whose privacy he so wantonly abused.

Then he would have really been hosed, eh?

38 posted on 06/30/2005 4:51:43 PM PDT by XR7
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To: xJones
If life was fair, a 400 lb female with chronic gas problems would would sat down for him.:)

SNORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

39 posted on 06/30/2005 4:55:31 PM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: wingman1

Absolutely right...I couldn't wait for it to end and later realized how much it impacted my life. And it was all due to the people....they not only made it bearable, but we had a blast. Some of the finest people I have ever met....lunatics one and all.


40 posted on 06/30/2005 4:58:14 PM PDT by sofaman
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To: XR7
Reminds me of what is, almost certainly the military version of an "Urban Legend" from WWII:

When some GI's were doing repairs on the three-holers (latrines) in the WACs' camp, they installed a loudspeaker under one of the seats, and ran wires over to the men's area. Then they hooked up a small PA amp and mike.

They would let a WAC enter the latrine, then, just when she had time to get seated, a male voice would say, "Lady, would you please move over to another hole -- we're cleaning under this one!"


41 posted on 06/30/2005 4:59:14 PM PDT by TXnMA (Iraq & Afghanistan: Bush's "Bug-Zappers"...)
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To: TXnMA

that's pretty darn funny...legend or not


42 posted on 06/30/2005 5:00:13 PM PDT by sofaman
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To: kaktuskid
Wouldn't that give a true meaning to "Sh!t-Eating Grin"???

Potty Mouth would would have a whole new meaning also.

43 posted on 06/30/2005 5:01:59 PM PDT by jerri
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To: sofaman
Not sure how excited I'd be to get back dentures that ended up in a portapotty...doesn't matter how many times they were sterilized.

Me either.

44 posted on 06/30/2005 5:04:16 PM PDT by jerri
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To: XR7
Area owners of portable-toilet companies said they have almost never heard of people being found in their rentals.

Almost never???

45 posted on 06/30/2005 5:05:04 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.)
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To: Gabz

" Ossipee, N.H.
You can't make this up.;the name of the town so aptly fits this story.........."

If his last name was JOHN it would have been even funnier !


46 posted on 06/30/2005 5:14:30 PM PDT by sushiman
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To: Texas Eagle

"Almost never???"

I think the few other occurances were when people doing their business had the portajohns, they were in, pushed down an embankment. Something like that.

;>)


47 posted on 06/30/2005 5:15:22 PM PDT by wingman1 (University of Vietnam 1970)
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To: XR7

Sounds like scatman here got himself in some deep doo doo.


48 posted on 06/30/2005 5:19:07 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (Peas through superior fertilizer!)
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To: XR7
I nominate this guy for a date on fox's "Extreme Dating".

This is pretty extreme.

49 posted on 06/30/2005 5:23:07 PM PDT by Tom Bombadil
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To: XR7

This jerk must have a real Sh!tty outlook on life.


50 posted on 06/30/2005 5:23:17 PM PDT by mississippi red-neck (You will never win the war on terrorism by fighting it in Iraq and funding it in the West Bank.)
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