Potty Peeper picked a perch to peek at pee-ers
A perch to peek at pee-ers did Potty Peeper pick...
Ugh.
Here is the "lost my keys" story. I have it on good authority (a fireman who was there) that he was not looking for his keys.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2000/06/15/national0704EDT0504.DTL&