How many pictures of the Hildabeast are there with her mouth open and her eyes bugging out? Does she practice that "spontaneous" reaction in a mirror before she goes out? Gosh, it looks so real! So genuine, so sincere! I know she'd never lie or be a phony baloney.
Do I need a sarcasm alert here?
If you'd been a witness to as many bimbo eruptions as she has, you'd have the look perfected too.