[Graymatter]

If Lettuce Alone isn't on the menu, well that's just wrong.

[RebelTex]

"If Lettuce Alone isn't on the menu, well that's just wrong."

Other menu items should include:

On the lightweight side:

1. Liberal Loser Lobster
2. Slimy Souter Surprise Salad
3. Kraut Kennedy Kabobs
4. Grimy Ginsburg Goulash
5. Seditious Stephens Sandwich
6. Bilious Breyer Bologna
7. Occasionally O’Connor Oxtail Soup

For heavy hitters only:

1. Cool Conservative Catfish
2. Reliable Rehnquist Roast
3. Stalwart Scalia Spaghetti
4. Trustworthy Thomas Tenderloin

[Bear_Slayer]

Lettuce alone and lettuce turnip for public prayer.