Robot hand performs remote breast checks

NewScientist.com news service ^ | 15:41 05 July 2005 | Will Knight

[LibFreeOrDie]

Where is the camera? It needs a camera.

Kinky!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Oh please, you saw BREAST in the title and had to check it out.

[Steelerfan]

Both of you are really starting to frighten me. And the doctor that points that thing in my direction better hope his insurance is paid up.

[ken5050]

Actually, we shou;dn't compalin..they're a godsend for males...and really hardly at all unpleasant. The ahem, "prep" is far, far worse....yet nothing comapre to what it can spare us from..

[spiffy]

So when the robot malfunctions and crushes some woman's breast, a scene that could be an outtake from Robocop, will everyone just shrug and say, "that's the way it is?"

I believe they would say, "It's only a glitch!"

[Steelerfan]

You are not implying some of sign on to Free Republic and do keyword seaches for things like "Breast" or "Maria Sharapova" are you?

Because that would be wrong (my first search is always for football).

[Recovering Hermit]

Does the Mitten look down on the Yoopers or what?

The UP of Michigan is heaven on earth.

Pass the makkara and give me a pastie.

SISU!

[ken5050]

aha..that explains your discomfort..see..it's not the "Squasher"..it's the "Squisher" you want.....obviously your doc is using a much older, outdated, and uncomfortable model..

[AndrewC]

Will they call the robot, "Dr DRE"?

[ChuckShick]

I hear Rosie O'Donnell's doctor has ordered one of these.

[Recovering Hermit]

Believe me, do NOT do a Google on the word "breast".

[Steelerfan]

I am not that crazy, and a free republic search generates mostly humorous stories rather than anything scandalous (or that would get my network administrator angry at me).

[End Times Sentinel]

I didn't bother reading the article or any of the responses

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Oh please, you saw BREAST in the title and had to check it out.

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If you'll notice, I didn't say anything about not scanning the article and responses for pictures.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[Junior]

This takes all the fun out of it.

[stradivarius]

[cjshapi]

I KNEW I could count on you pinging me on this thread. Just curious how long it would take.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I would never imply anything.

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Hmmm...here's the cam result...

....not very sexy

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Just a thought when I read this.

My thought when I read this: this technology would be readily transferrable to the Internet Pornography industry.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

That is just a little outrageous don't you think.

Wait I am asking a man to think after looking at a Z cup; I need a drink!