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To: warsaw44
I think its funny. Sue me.
11 posted on 07/08/2005 5:19:31 PM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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To: Pukin Dog

Pukin Dog wrote:
I think its funny. Sue me.

--It's kinda funny, so i got a good one: She was "Chokin the chicken".


19 posted on 07/08/2005 5:53:35 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: Pukin Dog

" sue you " ? What are you, 5 years old?
Domestic abuse sure is funny! isnt it???
Jerk.


44 posted on 07/09/2005 12:31:36 AM PDT by warsaw44 (To believe the writings of Islam, is to believe God is a Misogynist)
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To: Pukin Dog
I think its funny. Sue me.

You've been served.

            In the Free Republic Superior Court, Part IV

Lazamataz, as plaintiff,
          V.
Pukin Dog, as defendant

WHEREAS the defendant has recklessly laughed at a joke, and,
WHEREAS the plaintiff has been severely and irreparably
harmed by the laughter aboved described, and,
WHEREAS the laws of the State of Confusion allow for 
relief of said harm, and the consideration to make the 
plaintiff whole,
THEREFORE the plaintiff comes before the court to pray for 
relief and the consideration to be made whole:

1) That the defendant be permanently enjoined from 
laughing at the joke on this thread,

2) That the defendant make restitution to the plaintiff in 
the form of $2,000.00 US currency,

3) That the defendant stand on his head, smear himself 
with orange marmalade, swing a ferret by the tail with one 
hand and warble "oooo WWWEEEE oooo WWWWEEEE oooo" for 
three hours.



61 posted on 07/09/2005 6:31:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Looks like the Supreme Court wants to play Cowboys and Homeowners.)
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