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1 posted on 07/12/2005 2:25:15 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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The bubbles tickle my nose!


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2 posted on 07/12/2005 2:27:42 AM PDT by sharktrager (My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
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There are so many jokes in this but for once I'm not gonna bite...it's hard for me to swallow but I just can't swish down that road this time.

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3 posted on 07/12/2005 2:35:25 AM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts hold the country together as the loose screws of the left fall out!)
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Come on!!!

You made this up!


4 posted on 07/12/2005 2:55:25 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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7 posted on 07/12/2005 3:03:21 AM PDT by Fresh Wind
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The newspapers are getting so bad, every story has to have some homosexual angle...


9 posted on 07/12/2005 3:16:20 AM PDT by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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Add some Bacardi 151 and a match and you've got a Flaming Homo.


10 posted on 07/12/2005 3:16:44 AM PDT by cabojoe
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Must have been inspired by this stuff:


11 posted on 07/12/2005 3:19:19 AM PDT by thecabal
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"openly gay Finance Minister Per-Kristian Foss of the Conservative Party." Evidently Conservative means something entirely different in Norway.
12 posted on 07/12/2005 3:22:33 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Think locally, Act neighborly)
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It will go with their other products.


14 posted on 07/12/2005 3:26:11 AM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred")
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18 posted on 07/12/2005 3:38:02 AM PDT by SkyPilot (Eliminate, eradicate, and stamp out redundancy!)
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What's the bottle shaped like?


19 posted on 07/12/2005 3:39:49 AM PDT by Nachoman
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Homo Light: It swishes when you pour it!


23 posted on 07/12/2005 3:53:57 AM PDT by reg45
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Possible advertising scripts:

"Hey, Sven, I'm going to the store. Do you want anything?"

"Yeah, get me a homo."

or:

"Don't go home without a homo!"


24 posted on 07/12/2005 3:57:20 AM PDT by GadareneDemoniac
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Norwegian homosexuals to launch new soda

Hopefully, not with a body part.

Besides, how far can they launch it using *that*????

28 posted on 07/12/2005 4:01:11 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Looks like the Supreme Court wants to play Cowboys and Homeowners.)
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"Pop, pop, Fizz, Fizz... oh what a relief it is".

No longer will one have to wonder: "Is (s)he gay, or straight. Oh! (S)He's drinking Homo Lite".

Guess the pink triangle was a bust, no?...

32 posted on 07/12/2005 4:59:20 AM PDT by Alia (Free Karl Rove! No Justice No Peace!)
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How about Exlax for a extra large shot of sodomite sauce.


33 posted on 07/12/2005 5:01:35 AM PDT by G-Man 1
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Pear-flavoured and pink,

The pear "flavoring" probably comes a pear shaped bottom "spigot".

35 posted on 07/12/2005 5:08:29 AM PDT by Dane ( anyone who believes hillary would do something to stop illegal immigration is believing gibberish)
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Coca-Colon ping.


36 posted on 07/12/2005 5:11:49 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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"The goal is not for us to make money but to make us more visible and accepted," Oeystein Mauritzen said."

Seriesly though, is the launching of a product for homosexuals with alot of fanfare and gay pride colors and pink balloons and ribbons and confetti the route you want to go if your goal is to gain acceptance? Visibility will undoubtedly happen but "acceptance" means success in the business community and success is achieved by appealing to the most consumers possible. I don't see that happening unless you tone down the emphasis on the "homo" crap.

Otherwise, this is just another "in your face" move by the queer brigade which will result in a shorter product run. JMHO.

41 posted on 07/12/2005 5:31:29 AM PDT by Hatteras
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"Homo lite?"


44 posted on 07/12/2005 6:03:17 AM PDT by Kenton ("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
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