Heck, let's stone the media in the square, too.
Instead of stones, how about using baseball bats on them the way it was done to Joe Pesci and his brother in "Casino".
Hay! I have an idea! Since the stupid lefties (Hullo, Mr. Gere!), love the mooselimbs so much, let's just send some jihadists to befriend the media, and they will take care of them!