Thats a funny headline. Secret agent...geez. I always dreamed the true world of espionage was much more formidable than these goofballs.
Which makes me think of Austin Powers.
Remember in the movie when he is transported into our era and he learns for the first time that the "cold war is over". He immediately launches into a tirade about how great it is that the scum sucking capitalists have been crushed by the working class, etc.
Then somone says, uh, Austin, our side won.
And he just as easily switches over and starts saying "ooh yeah, capitalism, baby, I love it" things to that effect. It's really pretty funny.