Posted on 07/17/2005 3:19:30 AM PDT by goldstategop
Karl Rove? Please. I couldn't care less. This week finds me thousands of miles from the Beltway in what I believe the ABC World News Tonight map designates as the Rest Of The Planet, an obscure beat the media can't seem to spare a correspondent for. But even if I was with the rest of the navel-gazers inside the Beltway I wouldn't be interested in who ''leaked'' the name of CIA employee Valerie Plame to the press. As her weirdly self-obsesssed husband Joseph C. Wilson IV conceded on CNN the other day, she wasn't a ''clandestine officer'' and, indeed, hadn't been one for six years. So one can only ''leak'' her name in the sense that one can ''leak'' the name of the checkout clerk at Home Depot.
Back when Woodrow Wilson was running for president, he had a campaign song called ''Wilson, That's All.'' If only. With Joe Wilson, it's never all. He keeps coming back like a song. But in the real world there's only one scandal in this whole wretched business -- that the CIA, as part of its institutional obstruction of the administration, set up a pathetic ''fact-finding mission'' that would be considered a joke by any serious intelligence agency and compounded it by sending, at the behest of his wife, a shrill politically motivated poseur who, for the sake of 15 minutes' celebrity on the cable gabfest circuit, misled the nation about what he found.
This controversy began, you'll recall, because Wilson objected to a line in the president's State of the Union speech that British intelligence had discovered that Iraq had been trying to acquire ''yellowcake'' -- i.e., weaponized uranium -- from Africa. This assertion made Bush, in Wilson's incisive analysis, a ''liar'' and Cheney a ''lying sonofabitch.''
In fact, the only lying sonafabitch turned out to be Yellowcake Joe. Just about everybody on the face of the earth except Wilson, the White House press corps and the moveon.org crowd accepts that Saddam was indeed trying to acquire uranium from Africa. Don't take my word for it; it's the conclusion of the Senate intelligence report, Lord Butler's report in the United Kingdom, MI6, French intelligence, other European services -- and, come to that, the original CIA report based on Joe Wilson's own briefing to them. Why Yellowcake Joe then wrote an article for the New York Times misrepresenting what he'd been told by senior figures from Major Wanke's regime in Niger is known only to him.
As I wrote in this space a year ago, an ambassador, in Sir Henry Wootton's famous dictum, is a good man sent abroad to lie for his country; this ambassador came home to lie to his. What we have here is, in effect, the old standby plot of lame Hollywood conspiracy thrillers: rogue elements within the CIA attempting to destabilize the elected government. If the left's view of the world is now so insanely upside-down that that's the side they want to be on, good for them. But ''leaking'' the name of Wilson's wife and promoter within the CIA didn't ''endanger her life'' or ''compromise her mission.'' Au contraire, exposing the nature of this fraudulent, compromised mission might conceivably prevent the American people having their lives endangered.
Here's the thing: They're still pulling body parts from London's Tube tunnels. Too far away for you? No local angle? OK, how about this? Magdy el-Nashar. He's a 33-year old Egyptian arrested Friday morning in Cairo, and thought to be what they call a ''little emir'' -- i.e., the head honcho in the local terrorist cell, the one who fires up the suicide bombers. Until his timely disappearance, he was a biochemist studying at Leeds University and it's in his apartment the London bombs were made. Previously he was at North Carolina State University.
So this time round he blew up London rather than Washington. Next time, who knows? Who cares? Here's another fellow you don't read much about in America: Kamel Bourgass. He had a plan to unleash ricin in London. Fortunately, the cops got wind of that one and three months ago he was convicted and jailed. Just suppose, instead of the British police raiding Bourgass' apartment but missing el-Nashar's, it had been the other way around, and ricin had been released in aerosol form on the Tube.
Kamel Bourgass and Magdy el-Nashar are real people, not phantoms conjured by those lyin' sonsofbitches Bush and Cheney. And to those who say, "but that's why Iraq is a distraction from the war on terror," sorry, it doesn't work like that. It's not either/or; it's a string of connections: unlimited Saudi money, Westernized Islamist fanatics, supportive terrorist states, proliferating nuclear technology. One day it all comes together and there goes the neighborhood. Here's another story you may have missed this week:
''Iran will resume uranium enrichment if the European Union does not recognize its right to do so, two Iranian nuclear negotiators said in an interview published Tuesday.''
Got that? If you don't let us go nuclear, we'll go nuclear. Negotiate that, John Kerry. As with Bourgass and el-Nashar, Hossein Moussavian and Cyrus Nasseri are real Iranian negotiators, not merely the deranged war fantasies of Bush and Cheney.
The British suicide bombers and the Iranian nuke demands are genuine crises. The Valerie Plame game is a pseudo-crisis. If you want to talk about Niger or CIA reform, fine. But if you seriously think the only important aspect of a politically motivated narcissist kook's drive-thru intelligence mission to a critical part of the world is the precise sequence of events by which some White House guy came to mention the kook's wife to some reporter, then you've departed the real world and you're frolicking on the wilder shores of Planet Zongo.
What's this really about? It's not difficult. A big chunk of the American elites have decided there is no war; it's all a racket got up by Bush and Cheney. And, even if there is a war somewhere or other, wherever it is, it's not where Bush says it is. Iraq is a ''distraction'' from Afghanistan -- and, if there were no Iraq, Afghanistan would be a distraction from Niger, and Niger's a distraction from Valerie Plame's next photo shoot for Vanity Fair.
The police have found the suicide bomber's head in the rubble of the London bus, and Iran is enriching uranium. The only distraction here is the pitiful parochialism of our political culture.
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
Too complicated, apparently, for the "blame America first Democrat party".
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
Plame and that midget husband of hers need to be put in jail.
This is the best description of Joe Wilson I have seen to date.
Facts? We don't need no stinking facts.
About the only question I have left unanswered from this "crime of the century" is just why did CIA agent extraordinaire, Valerie Plame, want her husband, Lying Joe Wilson, out of the country on this "make believe" assignment she so convienently nominated him for? Could it be she needed the free time to catch up on undercover lessons from James Bond?
In the long run, we're all dead, as the economists say.
Will the left (MSM and Dem leaders) read this? On Foxnews Newswatch show last night, it seemed that they knew nothing about the Wilson - Plame - Rove story except what they had read in the NYT.
It boggles my mind that these two nobodies, Wilson and Plame, are being allowed to cause all this trouble. You'd think they were Nick and Jessica, or something.
Seriesly, I know the Dims would do absolutely anything to take down Karl Rove. The President seems to be successfully ignoring the whole thing, so far; maybe we'll have a terrorist attack here next week as a distraction. (jk)
On Planet Zongo, the Rats have just realized that Mark Steyn just called Bush and Cheney "lyin' sonsofbitches" and are preparing a news release as I type this.
About the only question I have left unanswered from this "crime of the century" is just why did CIA agent extraordinaire, Valerie Plame, want her husband, Lying Joe Wilson, out of the country on this "make believe" assignment she so convienently nominated him for? Could it be she needed the free time to catch up on undercover lessons from James Bond?
Don't have to make it complicated. I think she just wanted a reprieve from Joe Wilson.
Great Steyn observations. It's positively obscene
for the Dims to be yapping on about this non-story.
Nick & Nora?
"You'd think they were Nick and jessica...."
Okay, I know it's early, but that's the FR quote of the day.
LOL!
Off to post this at DU... may get some converts.
Great article. There was a thread last night in which our FReeper marron put together a good case for asserting that this was a criminal conspiracy by Plame and Wilson, and possibly other elements in the CIA, aimed at "getting" GWB. The fact that it meant threatening national security was unimportant to them.
The really irritating thing is Wilson copping the posture of "victim" in his TV appearances.
His whole body and demeanor shout, "Bush made me a 'victim.' I will profit mightily from this. My wife may even take it all off for Playboy to make a buck off of this."
Snort---that routine is so familiar----the last refuge of a left-leaning scoundrel---victimization.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,162614,00.html
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson
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