[Tallguy]

Yeah, we can't have THAT. Not when we can line the pockets of some filthy Arab or bloated oil company baron instead.

Hey Jack, what exactly do you think farm tractors run on, sunshine?

[IronJack]

Hey Jack, what exactly do you think farm tractors run on, sunshine?

Hey, Genius. Do you think those tractors are just sitting idle unless they're producing corn for ethanol? Naw. I reckon they're out there in the fields burning fuel whether they're producing corn for livestock feed or for feeding SUVs.