[Tax-chick]

That's truly scary! All sorts of kooky religious stuff with Lennon and Ono ... maybe the fundamentalist critics are on to something really deep.

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

At any rate, they need to interrogate the illustrator to find out who the real model for Harry Potter was. The Where's Waldo physical similarities seem highly suspicious. But one might assume any ectomorphic nerdy dork with glasses could have been the inspiration.

Just pray they don't make a goofy dork adventure series based around Cousin Oliver from The Brady Bunch - making life a recurrent nightmare for elementary school reading teachers! Then again, that might be a fitting end to Hogwarts Academy...