You're a good one to talk.
When I jested about purchasing stock in Dremel, you somehow, inexplicably twisted it into advocating the commission of a crime.
Why don't you take your vitriol and spew it on people who deserve it, like the liberals over at D.U.?
Jesting about serious subjects in airports will get you a trip to jail, regardless of your original destination and intentions. The place for humor is somewhere else.