You're hilarious. I didn't realize using taxes collected by the Federal gubmint to cover the liabilities of private industries was now considered conservative. It's called being a victim of success. Once you have so many accolytes, the low end of the bell curve comes in and wrecks the place.
If you had a posting partner -- I, as in the tradition of President Bush would give you a loving pet name the "ambiguously conservative duo"... ---Ambiguously conservative, contrarian and bashing of the administration and some fine Republicans give you all the markers of a troll in my book...